This site is dedicated to me and the things that interest me. This is what it must have been like to be one of those egomaniacal publishers in the 1800’s who were powerful simply because they owned a printing press.  Okay, so maybe its not quite the same.  My press allows me to be heard by billons instead of thousands!  So what if everyone one else has a press too, they don’t have a cool egg (read about the making of the Egg over in the photography section).  

So what will you find on this site and why in the world would you want to ever come back?  Ummm…. did I mention the Egg?  Oh, I did?  Crap, um… well… here is what you will get: Photography and Photoshop tips, tricks, and advice from a complete armature; random babblings in my blog about things that bother/interest me, and links to stuff that I find on the web while I’m pretending to be busy working doing whatever it is that I get paid (too little) to do.

That’s it, you ask?  Well, what did you want?  Porn!!!  The last thing that the internet needs is more porn.  Therefore, in an upcoming blog, I will tell you about my great idea for a porno and tell you where you can sign up.

Actually, I do hope that you enjoy this site and find something worth coming back for (aside from dangling participles).  Shoot me a message to let me know what you think and if you have any ideas for things that you would like me to add/delete/enlarge/neuter/obfuscate/elucidate.  Peace!